ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:


little-draegon:

flanoirbunny:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

yee-haw, cowboys mavs armadillo gig’em WHOOOOOOOP horses horses steakhouse Davy Crockett *claps four times* DEEP IN THE HEEEEART OF TEXAAAAAS! y’all come back now ya hear?

honey have you wrangled the cows today THE CONFEDERACY *shot guns firing in the distance* LONE STAR STATE tex-mex food well butter my butt and call me a biscuit

well bless your heart mija darlin’ Whataburger

(via abbyischarming)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via jaylanun)

jaylanun:

soontobereverend:

What do you do when no one catches your broadway references?

Just give em the old razzle dazzle

"But you’re not a Christian, you’re a Catholic."


ginnyjake:

Quickest way to annoy a devout Catholic. 

(via discipleofkreia)

trying-t0-survive-insanity:

this is sadly true

trying-t0-survive-insanity:

this is sadly true

(via discipleofkreia)

miss-n0-tits:

I feel about as unnecessary as Evan Peters in ahs coven

(via discipleofkreia)

romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

(Source: hoohah, via pizza)

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