howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo
yee-haw, cowboys mavs armadillo gig’em WHOOOOOOOP horses horses steakhouse Davy Crockett *claps four times* DEEP IN THE HEEEEART OF TEXAAAAAS! y’all come back now ya hear?
honey have you wrangled the cows today THE CONFEDERACY *shot guns firing in the distance* LONE STAR STATE tex-mex food well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
well bless your heart mija darlin’ Whataburger
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
What do you do when no one catches your broadway references?
Just give em the old razzle dazzle
Quickest way to annoy a devout Catholic.